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You exist as the stars exist...

@suzie-guru / suzie-guru.tumblr.com

Professional bookworm, frustrated writer, artist, and actress, but mostly obsessive fangirl and nerd extraordinaire. Expect Feminism, Fairy Tales and Feels.
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grendelsmilf

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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I debated writing this post, but it’s become clear that I need to address some misunderstandings about the Ratterrock, the webcomic that @bajingoarts and I have created together. 

This comic is a collaboration between @bajingoarts and myself, @suzie-guruThe original characters are not solely @bajingoarts, and nor are they solely mine. They are our original characters from our story we have organically created together. 

Neither one of us are “riding the coattails” of the other, just like neither Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchett “rode coattails”  when they created Good Omens together.

@bajingoarts is a wonderful storyteller, and so am I, and Ratterrock is a wonderful story we are creating together. Neither one of us is an afterthought in this story, it comes from both of our hearts (and both of our horniness). 

It’s sad that I feel compelled to explain how my work schedule plays a part in how often I am able to come online and post about Ratterrock, but quite frankly, the only person to whom that information is pertinent to is my co-creator. 

Both myself and @bajingoarts are vital to the story of Ratterrock. Please respect that. 

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greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

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Stop reading popular books by Zionist authors!

This includes Neil Gaiman, Brandon Sanderson, SJM, Rebecca Yarros, Chloe Walsh, Gabrielle Zevin, Pierce Brown, Carissa Broadbent, Rachel Lynn Solomon, Michelle Hodkin, Taylor Reid Jenkins, etc.

Boycott Zionists’ works!

neil gaiman is jewish and has explicitly stated he’s not a zionist, and his stance is that the violence should stop and people should be safe.

brandon sanderson visited israel in 2019 and one of his books is apparently influenced by multiple different conflicts, including israel/palestine.

sarah j maas has not posted at all abt israel or palestine, but she is jewish and has visited israel in the past.

rebecca yarros was harassed into making this statement:

chloe walsh planned to stop in israel on a book tour in collaboration with an israeli romance author, and people flooded her with harassment, including telling her that the baby she lost just a year ago deserved to die.

gabrielle zevin is jewish and has not made any statements about israel but one of the characters in one of her books is israeli.

pierce brown made a statement condemning the october 7 attack.

i found literally nothing on the internet about carissa broadbent and israel except a random tik tok accusing her of supporting israel.

rachel lynn solomon is jewish and i couldn’t find any statements from her at all about israel, and only found one tweet from months ago accusing her of being a zionist with no evidence.

michelle hodkin is jewish and i also couldn’t find any statements from her, only posts on social media accusing her of being a zionist.

taylor reid jenkins has called herself “half jewish” and has also not made any statements, the only “evidence” i could find was a tik tok claiming she “has only posted one video and it was from an israeli father.”

half the people on your list of “zionist authors” are jewish, and none of these authors have made explicit statements of support for israel. i need y’all to examine why you are more focused on targeting people who you think are “zionists” rather than people who have actually shown outspoken support for israel. i need you to think about what would compel you to focus on some shadowy unspoken force trying to manipulate you rather than the glaringly obvious problems that are right in front of your face.

a lot of y’all are unironically starting to sound a lot like germans in the 30’s who called for a boycott of jewish businesses and anyone who supported them. you are not being activists you are being bigots and hiding it behind a liberation movement — a movement you are an active detriment to. if you want to help, donate, call your representatives, support palestinian businesses, have difficult conversations with your community. stop wasting your time compiling lists of (((secret zionists))) to “boycott” and harass.

y’all literally just play telephone with people’s lives based on random social media accusations and call yourselves activists. all of these things were easily googleable, and yet you still continue to spread misinformation like your life depends on it. it’s fucking embarrassing.

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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stupid-elf

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

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