HOW DO PEOPLE SLEEP WITH SOCKS ON I DONT GET IT

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

i wish people had crushes on me 

GUESS WHO HAS A INBOX FULL OF VALENTINE MESSAGES

NOT ME

-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

2% milk

98% perfection

(via bl-ossomed)

*checks up on people who wronged me to make sure I’m still cooler and stronger than them*

I do have a lot of expectations for people.

It would be so cool to be able to see an album of all the pictures you’ve accidentally photobombed in public