heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

i don’t care what y’all say this is still funny as hell

I don’t watch the wrasslin’ but I like the cut of this guy’s jib.

You guys don’t understand.

Other dudes had been calling him Beaker as an insult for months.

And then the muppets hosted 

AND THIS FUCKING HAPPENED.

living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it

Official Time Loop Post

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

does anyone else feel like talking verbally is a quicktime event and you’re constantly missing the button cues

step one to overcoming social anxiety is to realize that most people kind of suck and their opinion of you is literally worthless

#an optimist sees an upward spiral#a pessimist sees a downward spiral#i'm over 40#i see a whole lot of fucking steps

No when you get to the top you get to punch mewtwo

#dirty minds worldwide

Some truly amazing, brilliant people.

Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

The tumblr code originated on July 2, 2012.

You can check when you signed up for tumblr by looking at this post.

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 10/6/10, 1:34:02 PM.

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

995 years left on mother's sentence

THE CROW dir. alex proyas

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

as he deserves!!!

@unpretty I LOVE THIS

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first