why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Pleathe….. thankth

why don’t at least half my followers on here follow me on instagram i don’t understand why you hate me

Put your Instagram name in the tags!

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

isn’t life great

darren criss just went Full Hoe™ and i’ve honestly never felt this attacked in my entire goddamn life

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break

Here you have the Infinite Jukebox that will play an infinite version of What’s new pussycat, randomly jumping through the verses and never getting to the end. 

Just rounding up my favorite #covfefe memes before bed because the Internet has no chill.

NVM THIS ONE WINS!!

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me as hell

I’m the car

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin