Trippy Pasta

Steven Yeun Discusses Dark Parts Of “Sorry To Bother You”

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

well that’s fairly accurate

The Nice Guys dir. Shane Black

scooby doo is still REALLY good

The Signs and Their Ingredients

Aries: flames directly from hell, shards of diamonds, the energy of a toddler, and a gallon of caffeine

Taurus: clusters of emerald gemstones, the scent of old books, warm chocolate chip cookies, and silk pajamas

Gemini: wind from a tornado, a pinch of salt, a child’s laughter, and a cup of glitter

Cancer: shimmering tears, the moon’s light, the scent of fresh lavender, and water from an ocean storm

Leo: a Hollywood actresses’ tears, the pride of a lion, the morning sun’s rays, and beaming highlighters

Virgo: freshly roasted coffee, the scent of new books, a bouquet of daisies, and the breeze of a fall afternoon

Libra: a cup of rose petals, a bottle of fruity perfume, creamy frosting, and the voice of Marilyn Monroe

Scorpio: deep rooted secrets, the eyes of a psychic, passion *added for flavor*, and a midnight conversation

Sagittarius: a child’s optimism, a folk song riff, a language not yet known, and the wisdom of a philosopher

Capricorn: the bones of a warrior, a gallon of pessimism, a leader’s authority, and Saturn’s tough, layered rings

Aquarius: an alien’s brain, a tablespoon of star dust, holographic beams, and one mystery flavored airhead

Pisces: melatonin, a cup of cotton candy, the heart of a goddess, and the tears of a siren

did lemony snicket write this

The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro

this is the polar opposite of loss.jpeg

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”