I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

same

Is phil okay

Liam Payne #BeAFanDay

HOW EVIL IS YOUR SIGN

Aries: on a scale of 1 to 10 they’re like 2 SURPRISE

Taurus: apparently extremely evil

Gemini: actually a peacemaker 

Cancer: secretly they’re stabbing you in their mind

Leo: sugar, spice and everything nice

Virgo: thinks they’re evil but no

Libra: they’ll blame it on someone else

Scorpio: actually not evil but everyone thinks they are

Sagittarius: the most evil but nobody realizes

Capricorn: capable of starting a war

Aquarius: satan

Pisces: will hit you with a stick but that’s as far as it’s gonna go

THIS this a thousand times this 

And please don’t shove it down people’s throats.

^^

stop saying I can’t even and start saying I can even

believe in urself

is that a lawn mower flying

no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

I think this is the first case of the Transformers fandom having actual useful advice for a non-robotic situation.

rawr-imadragon I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST THE DAMN THING

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

I’m listening…

GO ON.

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

THIS MADE MY DICK SO HARD