hug the cat
as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”
We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”
this is so fucking funny
love my bed so much .. she’s literally just shades of orange
“too much love” - photo sequence by katja kemnitz
#oh to be loved and worn down and turn into something else for it #still yourself but now fundamentally changed #rather be aware of your imperfection through love than remain perfect and unloved
actually slaughtered by this tag response thank you
By Lynda Barry May 2016
2- Mikko Harvey / 3- @beetlejuices / 4- Ocean Vuong / 5- Sarah Kay and Philip Kaye / 6- Franz von Stuck / 7- Cortes Edouard Leon
Sunrise cardigan!
I’ve been working on this since June and just finished the other night! There are 9 different colors of yarn. I drew up the charts myself. I also painted the buttons to match!
when you call, I’ll forgive and not fight
i’m all the ages i have ever been
@swarnpert // haruki murakami “norwegian wood” // laura mathis “no most” // russian dolls // “memento mori” crywank // @ijaazat // “eleven” sandra cisneros // “deathless” catherynne m valente via @maryolive // @blossomfully // “untitled” keith haring, 1982 // dante and aristotle discover // jenny slate // this post @gaycommunist
obsessed with the pretty barista who flirted with me and then made me the worst chai latte of my life
Drinking a whole bottle of white wine or rosè in one sitting means you’re a fun and flirty young woman. Drinking a whole bottle of red wine in one sitting means you’re severely mentally ill.
Franz Wright, from “East Boston, 1996; Night Walk,” in God’s Silence
haha i am!! i am!!!!!