Hello.

Dorian suggest: smiley for human for an adequate pat.

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

“Comfortable hole, bye “

RIP Queen :/

rip koko </3

pearwaldorf:

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

Sometimes when you take a chance…

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30

I have been made aware that this post has certain inaccurate claims in it. I am investigating the problems now and will make edits in the future, thank you all for pointing out the issue, my apologies.

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs $30 to send me $30

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

baby bunny or corgi

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

i know absolutely nothing about total drama island but most of the character designs ive seen give me the feeling as if i can grab them with my hand by their waists like

pinterest fitness tips:

snail as old as slime

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you