Lolita Gore Whore

men should dress whorishly more often

there's something so attention-seeking and manupilative about ambulances running their sirens and making a big show about how they are transporting the sick and wounded. I see it as a classic virtue signal and the fact that they make you slow down and pull to the side shows obvious control issues. don't even get me started on the ones with specific children's hospital livery. aren't you soooo special. let's all make an excpetion for you because you're saving a child's life. Not like I have anywhere to be. idk. it just seems kind of narcissistic.

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Garibaldo....

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

guy wearing a hooded robe and holding a tome of ancient magic: o foul demon, i have summoned you here to -

the demon, walking straight past the sacrifice and towards the guy who summoned them with murderous intent: is this guy bothering you queen?