Make thy way, bruh.

thotte patrölled

WHAT HO THINE THOTTERY HATH BEEN CEASED

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

You forgot the orange juice on the side

the only valid addition to this post

IM CRYING

Just gonna ignore that the picture as been edited to say Ass instead of pizza

LOST iN THE SAUCE

“Cats don’t have expressions.”

whose child is this

*cha cha slide playing*

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

“You look good in your outfit today.”

“Thanks the flesh is my own.”

“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”

Norman Reedus is a human who is unaware that either of them is not human. Guillermo del Toro is the only one involved who knows the truth and he can’t wait to see what happens next.

oh lawd he comin

what kind of tortoise is this

idiot, don’t you see the tail? it’s obviously an armadillo

Transparent Misa bouncin around your blog

*TO BE CONTINUED…*

Look, Mads Mikkelsen covered in grime, strapped in military gear, emerging from a swamp to smoke a cigarette and then light himself on fire is probably peak Kojima aesthetic, and I’m happy for him.

Little story of a dad and his adopted daughter ! 

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TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

someone is selling an entire wind turbine on eBay

op why are you on incognito mode lookin for turbines

mind ya own damn business

don’t worry guys it’s free shipping