the most beautiful toad in the world

Yasumasa Morimura at Luhring Augustine.

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

I like to imagine that a demon who is trapped in their human vessel is saying this

Today’s daily comic is all about saving energy!

The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!

alien invasion? (from qafisheh’s grammar of yemeni arabic)

“It’s hard when you don’t fit the traditional view of beauty. I’ve gotten letters from people that say if I’d just get my nose done or if I wasn’t so dark, I’d be OK-looking. That’s why I love this Cinderella, because Brandy is a beautiful, everyday-looking black girl.” -Whoopi Goldberg

Mamath’s BOXFOX (AND FRIENDS!) GIVEAWAY 2016

RIGHT, it’s almost the holiday season again so here we go! I guess this is annual now. :) Here's Boxfox plush giveaway/promo 2015! The giveaway period ends November 30th, midnight EST (New York time). You can refer to this countdown if you’re bad at time zones.

GRAND PRIZE: 2 BOXFOXES + 2 SQUAREBEARS + 2 PARALLELORAMS One of each major colourway, and sufficient members of the quad squad to build a pyramid! Keep the whole pyramid to yourself or split with friends! :D 

RUNNER UP PRIZE A: BLACK PARALLELORAM + WHITE PARALLELORAM 2x cute and fierce!

RUNNER UP PRIZE B: ORANGE BOXFOX + GREY BOXFOX 2x the original Boxfox. :)

RUNNER UP PRIZE C: BROWN SQUAREBEAR + POLAR SQUAREBEAR 2x Burrrrrrrrr!

To enter, just reblog this post any time from now until midnight EST on November 30th (it’s a Monday this year) to be entered in the random draw.

- ONLY ONE REBLOG COUNTS (though further reblogs appreciated) - Likes don’t count for entries - Have your Ask Box open (so I can contact you if you win!) - Winners have 48 hours to respond before I pick a replacement winner - You have to be okay with giving me a postal address - I’ll ship to anywhere in the world!

You do not have to be following me to participate. As last year, I’ll add more prizes if this blows up. If you don’t know what the heck a Boxfox is, refer to this post. If you want to BUY a Boxfox, go to my store here! I recommend buying sooner rather than later if holiday gifts because of international shipping times though… Good luck!

(and yep, this is 1 of 2. Dun dun DUN!)

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

jesus christ yall dont play video games on easy oh my god

You never play a video game on easy no matter how hard it is to get through.

my least favorite thing that happens on this post is people who support it- except when it comes to the thing they’re good at gamers say “never play on easy” artists say “sing off key but for the love of god no stick figures” singers say “all this but if you can’t sing keep your mouth shut” you know what? i know your type. you’re all jerks & you’re not fun to be around. have fun jacking off to the concept of superiority at your wet blanket convention. i’ll be over here actually enjoying myself

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

whoops my hand slipped

jar jar kinks

Tang Dynasty-style Chinese Wedding Editorial via Wedding Vogue, Part II (Part I). The couple’s wedding hanfu are in the style of the Tang Dynasty, with the groom wearing red and the bride wearing green.

To be specific it should be 青 i think, somewhere between green and blue