Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder
Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!
We’re real people, though.
Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real
An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!
My new book is out soon! You can pre-order a copy from your local bookstore or online retailers like Amazon, Book Depository, Barnes & Noble, iBooks, and IndieBound. More information is available HERE!
I wrote a song about my college experience 🌶🌶🌶👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥
today i'm thankful to have beautiful places to hike and swim mere minutes from where i live. the cool water and the sweet sunshine really close up the week with a joyful smile. (at Upper Falls, Maryland)
Me and Twinkles, my favorite elf. (at New Lanark World Heritage Site)
Salty Seagull asks the real questions.
I left some fake zoo events at the Dallas Zoo.