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Things to Brighten Our Day

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another-randomocity

Jon Snow Is Not Dead.

GOT Producers: Jon Snow is dead.
Fans: No.
Producers: He was stabbed six times. He's dead.
Fans: Nope.
Producers: He bled out in the snow. It's done he's gone.
Fans: Was his body burned? What happens to the bodies in the North when they aren't burned? How many characters have died and been magically resurrected? Is Kit Harrington still alive? Can Kit Harrington still act? Do you really think you can just make us believe he's dead?
Producers: .....
Fans: ......
Producers: He's dead.
Fans: Nah he's fine.
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toomuchofanything
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citizen-zero

YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?

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WHEN ANYONE SAYS, “YOU CAN’T FINISH THAT BOOK IN ONE DAY”

I’m just like:

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electricsparx

I shit you not, I read a 1000-page novel in a single sitting.

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lacuna-matata

English Pronunciation

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

[source]

OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

It’s back

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theworldwalkersdiaries

It helps that English steals from every other language as much as possible.

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communist--on--main
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copyranter

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

WHY IS THIS A THING

my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed

HALLWAY SWIMMINGG

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