Trash Xover 9000

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

git gud

Step aside, boys

>using hands.

plebs.

It got better

Thank you. I will

D.va Dva

Sombra

@offthebeatenpathtexas

Wait for it…..

Ehhh ❤❤❤

Your babies have too many legs.

OMG, bless that mama chicken’s heart, she loves her kittens! <3 <3

New Avengers: Infinity War Stills

why tf is spiderman wearing a lettuce shirt

Well, He noticed. So now’s the right time to crash your lamborghini,he might replace it for you. IYKWIM. :V

Killmonger

designin’ an archfey npc for my brother

drew this based off of @incorrect-overwatch-quotations ‘s post because i was tickled xD

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

And she’s the best at what she does, which makes her a talented tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

And not at all shy about informing you of her achievements or your own potential failings, making her a tactless talented tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer. 

i got to the yule ball level of the gba harry potter and the goblet of fire game

no one is saying it but we all know ron is killin it

someone: I love reading about serial killers

me: yeah it’s interesting to look at different cases of psychopathy and see how they are almost always rooted in an abusive childhood

someone: no I mean I find them hot

me: 

#is this flirting or threatening?

(via butchcoded)

Phineas facing forward may be just as bad.

Girls hit your hallelujah 

Girls hit your hallelujah

GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH 

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA

puptown funk

Stop.

Wait a minute.

Here’s my bowl:

Put some kibble in it

IT’S BACK

Take a sip, sign the check. Julio…

…get the stretch.