What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

The donut ice cream cone has arrived to make your dessert dreams come true

@fay-tallety oh god @fay-tallety

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT DAMN NOW AUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH *Kermit flailing*

I’m def sick cuz I have got no chill today. None.

I’ve threatened to bite the heads off Fallout fandom, Steven Universe fandom, customers, and fellow employees today. Lord help Steph when she comes over for Walking Dead tonight.

I survived! Head unbitten

This photo sparked a convo between @fay-tallety and myself as to the plausibility of sex with walkers and whether or not Abraham was a top or bottom.

I will repeat myself: No one's going to let a zombie blow them.

Give me my Kate Bishop Neflix series.

*incomprehensible shrieking* is perfect. IS PERFECT!

fay-tallety is in so deep, she was claiming to have seen cosplayers wearing the birthday crown and cape and really I’m pretty sure she was just seeing Haikyuu cosplayers and she claims it’s “Steven Haikyuniverse”.

I found a waffle maker for Phil Coulson.

Paging user notactuallyaduck I found you a thing

I believe my exact words were “Oh ho ho no”

Put... put brownie mix in it.

26 - The number of seasons Nolan Ryan spent in the Major Leagues.

Can You imagine anything worse than speed dating at an anime convention

I’ve seen it. I’ve been personally encouraged to attend one by volunteer staff at a con. Even after I admitted I was there without a badge and was just hanging with other cosplayers in the hotel lobby. Bless them for wanting to put on a successful event but…

I saw some show a while back that covered speed dating at cons. Almost everyone was cosplaying and two folks cosplaying Horde and Alliance respectively got paired at one point and just argued about their factions instead of discussing themselves.

Which I feel is par for the course, really.

that my friends is how you do it

@Fay_Tallety

It doesn't say it has to be like *in* the leg. I could just graze notactuallyaduck 's calf. And she could graze mine. Hell, I have a deal with another friend that if I ever become a weird cougar lady when I'm old she's allowed to take me out to a field and shoot me in the foot.

cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is

All. All is the amount you're looking for.

A show with maggot-ridden food, rotting, flesh-eating corpses, and cannibals, yet the grossest thing on it is two men, who are in love, kissing. In-fucking-credible.

^bolded because I’m fucking sick of this shit.

Humans are fucking ridiculous

They didn’t -add- a homosexual male couple. The couple was already there in the comics. The series just caught up with the group meeting them. I know not everyone reads the comics, too, but to say they “added” them in sounds kind of like it’s a publicity stunt, a twist that writers threw in for shock value, or wouldn’t have happened otherwise. Idk.

Still, I’m drinking all these peoples’ tears. If they can’t deal with it, or worse yet (as some prove above), prefer to watch Tara ever get it on with any other chicks, then good riddance. They can take their asses away from my favorite show’s viewership and I’ll high five Kirkman and co.

In a show that features regular gore/dismemberment, dometic violence, sexual assault, medical torture, sexual assault of a MINOR, implies an infant was possibly eaten at one point, lesbian relationships in a previous season, cannibalism, and a heafty number of other things... people lose their shit over two men in love kissing? Fuck right off, and stay away from my show you bigoted pricks.

Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster

Video - Via Siz iOS app

Why did you do this to me?

cookie monster why

Whoa.

Which episode is creepier/scarier?

Only got one response so far. Surely you guys have an opinion.

I think the Cassette was the scariest for me. Especially because I recently relistened to earlier Welcome to…

Great commentary! Thank you!

We’re still trying to determine which episode we’ll be playing at Oni-Con this Saturday and what you’ve said would be a good talking point if we go with Cassette.

*sings* No one is creeped out by the things I'm creeped out by....

For those who were at the WTNV panel yesterday, you know what this is. But, I know most of you were not, so I’ll inform you. It’s a Native American Satyr Cecil, filling in two headcanons. Apologies for misspelling “satyr” in the picture.

digitalduckie I did it. I actually made it. 

Aaah I doodled my own on fay-tallety s notes but check this out, y’all!

Yeah, but digitalduckie's looks more like Mr. Tumnis.

fay-tallety commissioned a sketch card of herself being smacked in the face with a dildo. Believe me she’s asked me to draw weirder things.

Aw! You added my "it's not backwards, it's German!" shirt!