If I Had a title, this is where it would go.

The last thing you see before you die

im not complaining

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

same

I watched the Shia labeouf’s motivational video last night and felt really inspired. So I went out and bought a Costco bear that I’ve always wanted Don’t let dreams be dreams.

Update: I no longer have a bed but I have a sweet ass bear though

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”

a true american hero

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

where is the lie

me when my friend tells me about somethin shitty their BF did

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

The reptilian overlords are finally coming to take over the east coast