tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

The spirits of Will and Derrig are really with Orym tonight, holy SHIT those crits

LET'S FUCKING GO ORYM LET'S GO KEEP THE CRIT STREAK GOING

WILL AND DERRIG ARE GETTING AVENGED TODAY

this entire fight

If orym gets the HDYWTDT on Otohan I would start crying

orym. bro. your perception is like 5 million

Orym “I’m used to height differential” of the Air Ashari keeping the grand tradition of “favoured terrain” jokes alive

So at what level does orym just open his third eye and realize he's a character in a game?

oryms deal with nana!

for a second. for just a second. i thought the weave mind was saying "welcome home" to orym.

because he's the little moon. finally on the little moon.

Poor Ashton. The herding of cats is not going well.

Orym: This situation is too big for me to deal with. I need an adult.

Bell's Hells/Crownkeepers: In case you haven't noticed, you ARE the adult here.

Orym: *panicking* I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT.

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The dynamic of wenzhou family, as explained by their son 😆😆

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i needed this in extra slomo for… reasons

(also, this is episode THREE. zzs really thought the acceptable compromise between “i cannot possibly give into this man’s flirting yet; I’ve known him for two days” and “if he thinks im straight ill die” was inventing the most unnecessary way ever to take a wine bottle from someone, and i love that for him)