this is a shimp

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

Columbia is unhousing students of color after suspending them:

[additional ID: tweet contains a screenshot of text reading: "Dear Student,

I am writing to follow up on the notice of interim suspension you received earlier today from my office.

As detailed in that notice, your BC/CU ID has been deactivated, and you will not have access to the residence halls, dining facilities, classrooms, or any other part of campus.

If you need to come to retrieve any of your belongings from your residence hall, please go to CARES, located on the first floor of Elliot Hall. A CARES responder will escort you to your room, and you will have 15 minutes to gather what you might need." end ID]

the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

despite mass arrests by NYPD and several students (including rep ilhan omar’s daughter, isra hirsi) being suspended for their participation and having their university identification deactivated, the gaza solidarity encampment is still going strong well into its second day. def recommend following independent reporter talia jane who is taking part and providing live updates. (talia was the first reporter to break aaron bushnell’s self immolation in february; she was one of the reporters he contacted personally prior to the protest.)

thank you so much alexa @shivsblunt for mentioning it…..anyone who wants to contribute to their jail support fund can do so @ bcabolitioncollective on v*nmo. also, if anyone is in the area and available to join (via cssw4palestine on ig):

(x)

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup

she's so,,,,pretty💗🏳️‍⚧️

gay dog be upon ye

should i post this

@official-penis-posts

Official Phallic Fungi Post

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

you are making this so difficult

mr sandman

man me a sand

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

what game should i get guys

are you for fucking real?

tell us more about how the current moderators aren't transphobic staff

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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