state hospital for the clinically sane

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

Daily reminder that the US, who love to scaremonger about "communist labour camps," have legal slave labour if you're in prison

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

Wars over, son.

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

Wars over, son.

Things that work in fiction but not real life

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever

average hobby for an upstairs neighbour

Y’all the Mads & Hugh pics are incoming !!!

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

I love how much ppl hate Deepnest because I find it so calming somehow. Like wow...nice ambiance. Pretty glowy mushrooms. And look at all these darling little creatures. This one's wearing a red cloak like Hornet! Garpedes are so cool...wonder where they're going. I'm gonna pet a Stalking Devout

imagine being 22 years old and all you like to do is draw comics about murdering people and Nickelodeon contacts you to write a childrens’ show 

i didn’t realize this was about Jhonen Vasquez and I was thinking “oh god what happened now”

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

genuinely thought that the “t” in “tgirl” meant “testosterone” when i first saw the term and i was like “hell yeah girls with the ‘rone… kinda awesome”

shoutout to testosterone girls and estrogen boys

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster faster

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.