Thotline Ain't Blinging

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US!

That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper and legit the same thing

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.

Jesus: Well that sounds like a YOU problem.

yes, accurate. THATS MY JESUS

Some jackass: ‘when I see that I just have to sin! Make them stop being where I can see them!’

Jesus Fucking Christ: ‘shit dude, you lose all free will when you see things? It really sounds like your life would be better without eyes.’

Some other jackass: ‘hey Jesus I’m compelled to–’

Jesus: ‘learn some self control or cut your fucking hands off. Those are your options.’

Second Jackass: ‘wait, but–’

Jesus: ‘I’ve got my saw right here.’

Ferrofluid sculpture “Killing Time”

It works too! tried it myself

I HAD NO CLUE THIS EXISTED??? BOOST

I’m a catch. Don’t play yourself.

Shout out to Goldlink💛💛💛

Hop on the wave while you can. Goldlink - Crew

Issa bae😍

this looks like prospect park , and yassss they bute !

Why are they so fucking cute??

Me

mood

God Jr. 😂

The teen’s attorney, Todd Hollis, says Shaulis and other school employees, including Principal Kevin Murray, have taken part in a string of abusive incidents involving students at the Pennsylvania school.

1. The Teen Says Shaulis Threw Him Against a Wall & Then Punched Him in the Mouth While He Was on the Ground, Knocking His Tooth Out

How hard does a person have to hit a child to knock their teeth completely out of their mouth? What does a child have to do to justify that response?

2. A 2015 Video Shows Shaulis & the School’s Principal Beating & Using a Taser on a Student Before Handcuffing Him

3. The Teen’s Attorney Challenged Shaulis to a Boxing Match, Saying He Is ‘Tired of Watching You BEAT Up on Kids’

4. Shaulis Works as an Officer in the Borough of Churchill & Also Owns a Firearms Training Company

5. He Is Not Working at the School While an Investigation by the District Attorney & Federal Authorities Is Completed

Shaulis is still an active duty officer with the Churchill Police Department, but is not working at the school pending the outcome of an investigation into the April 2017 incident, his attorney told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

source

…when immature douchebags with low self control are given a badge and a bit of authority, this is what happens.

Cop claimed 13 year old attacked him.  Find me a 13 year that would attack a grown man with a gun… 

Every time a disgusting video like this surfaces I hope the attacker is put in jail, but it makes me both sad and angry that a cop like this will get away with beating up a kid. I am so tired of this shit, everyday more and more black bodies are being either maimed, missing, or murdered.  

#PoliceBrutality #Cops #BlackLivesMatter #BLM 

me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*

my character: 

LMFAOOO