This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

this is so cute

So cute I can’t 😂

the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

OFH DA BOHT

he really tryna square up with an alligator

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

Here’s a bow braix I drew a while ago on twitter!

Brigitte doodles.

Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Are Im-Paw-Sible Not To Laugh At

Console-free Camping

If you like to play The Last of Us, then try Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry

If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey

If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try World War Z by Max Brooks

If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa

If you like playing Mass Effect, then try Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis

If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein

If you like playing Portal, then try House Of Stairs by William Sleator

If you like playing Mario Kart, then try The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia 

If you like playing Dark Souls, then try Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake

If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try We Are Okay by Nina Lacour

If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff

If you like playing Fable, then try Young Elites by Marie Lu

If you like playing Borderlands, then try Velocity by Chris Wooding

If you like playing Dishonored, then try Airman by Eoin Colfer

If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee

If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try The Naming by Alison Croggon

If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman

If you like playing Bioshock, then try  Dark Life by Kat Falls

If you like playing Fallout, then try Razorland by Ann Aguirre 

If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks

If you like playing Dragonage, then try Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try Graceling by Kristin Cashore

If you like playing Until Dawn, then try Ten by Gretchen McNeil

If you like playing Sonic, then try Maximum Ride by James Patterson

If you like playing Overwatch, then try Bluescreen by Dan Wells

If you like playing Uncharted, then try Passenger by Alexandra Bracken

If you like playing Pokemon, then try Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander

If you like playing Mario Party, then try Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

This is amazing!!

I have to reblog for two reasons:

1)This is actually a good way to get people into reading.

2)That passive aggressive joke in the last one is pure genius. 

Russian handwriting

I’ll forever be amused at the Russian word “deprived” (лишили) in cursive, which looks like

for people wondering how the hell that works

I still don’t know how the hell that works.

See, to me it looks a lot like ‘minimum’ in English cursive:

Ok not so bad right? But it gets worse…

Like… what even is this?

Can’t tell me that’s a word right? But it is! Sure you could dot the i’s, but would it really help?

source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Handwriting/comments/1hgsc8/write_minimum_in_cursive_without_dotting_the_is/

Yes. Yes it would.

Wikipedia: Minim (palaeography)

Why the fuck would language evolve in such a completely illogical way like this

Eagle by GaudiBuendia

These cute dog snapchats will make your day

Everything prior to this was a mistake! Long live MercyCat!

Hilarious animals in clumsy situations

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

Several months ago I made a sketchy concept art of Red Riding Hood D. Va in wolf-meka inspired by her Black Cat skin:  Concept sketch . And I’m happy I was able to make a full illustration, yay! ^0^ I think my personal favorite part of this art is her weapon 💖 I adore gunblades and D. Va’s standard gun shape is perfect to be transformed into something like that. Also decided that Black Forest map in OW fits such illustration very well🌲 Hope you like the skin idea and art itself!

My March patrons will get NSFW version, big-size image, step-by-step and more: https://www.patreon.com/olchas Hurry up, only one day remains to get the rewards! Patreon will start charging payments on April 1st, rewards will be sent on April 3-4th!

Thank you very much for any kind of help! Wish you all a lovely weekend ^3^

who wants to see my cats when they were kittens

please show us what they look like now

I saw this can of air freshener yesterday with this huge, bold warning label that was like “EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE! TOXIC! DO NOT ALLOW CONTACT WITH EYES!” and suddenly I started thinking about how air freshener is officially the best makeshift weapon because of the shame any assailant would feel in being taken down by a can of Pleasant Smells

me, spraying air freshener in attacker’s eyes: TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

them, clutching their face in pain: oh my god what the fuck is that??

me, now lighting the spray on fire: LAVENDER FLORAL BLISS, MOTHERFUCKER

(04/30) Mercy