how to get laid: 1. wear sonic merch every day to school 2.

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

This is really important

so I’m looking for more text to speech synthesizers for reviving bionicle 3 and I’m going to really weird and obscure sites to find them. there are viruses at every corner, man. it’s like walking down the streets of the sketchiest part of town

what kind of name is jeb

what kind of name is rodham

Sorry to break it to you Hahli, but that’s not an impressive power level.

Government Secret #222

The CIA killed the Muffin Man that lived on Drury Lane.  

Lhikan on the basics of equality.

Zendaya in Louboutins! Can’t get enough of that outfit!

he lookin at her like damn how this bitch walking over THAT in THIS