when i catch my cat eating plastic

if i wrote a story about a girl falling in love with a dryad,

omg you guys she fell in love with a dryad before she could finish her post

orcs are sexy, big and theyll hold me through the night. elves are selfish materialistic twinks who eat dirt.

Got a problem with me? Kiss me on the lips dude

gimp boy

Random person: Why do you like height difference ships so much?

Me: *imagines them doing this.*

Me: No reason.

Your voice makes roses grow in my chest.

oh i am so genius

instead of ship bad things (incest, underage) i can ship good thing (love, support, consent)

if you still care abt online grammar in 2017 then you r a loser

*sigh* And here I am wondering why we as a society are regressing; we cannot be bothered to spell words out in their entirety, properly punctuate contractions, etc. I guess literate, intellectual folk such as myself are a dying breed.

i hovered over this person’s url and chun-li porn was the first preview

There is one overwatch trope that I will defend with my dying breath and its Torbjorn absolutely loving every minute of his marriage and convinced his wife is the most perfect human being in existence. Miss him with that “life ends at marriage” bullshit he’s too busy vacuuming because his wife is out for the evening with a friend and he wants the house spick and span when she gets home.