a graph based on my observations
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a graph based on my observations
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penisennui:
(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory
I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
Rest in Peace, Irrfan Khan (1967-2020)
The Martian is a literary masterpiece.
Yep
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
Wait for it…
😊
This is so cute
boy, i need to share this with you. @bulbasaur-propaganda
In the Pikachu Short ‘Hide and Seek’ Togepi wants to hide next to Pikachu, but Bulbasaur sees the problem and knows that Togepi will of course get spotted right away. So it takes it away.
And then brings it to a better place to search for a hiding spot. Or just bring it to the normal part of the garden. Whatever.
First, thats just awesome. If Bulbasaur wasn’t there, then Togepi would lose the game right away and may be sad :(
But I just wanted to point out the face Bulbasaur makes when it sees little Togepi running to find a new hiding spot, all happy and lively. Bulbasaur even looks to Togepi before it starts running as well. I absolutely love that scene. Like, it’s like a father checking the child being happy or like a big brother. This is stuff that just fits Ashs Bulbasaur.
Bonus, Bulbasaurs own hiding spot:
The normal eye will just see nothing specific. Just a bit of mud, but if you look closely…
Nobody will find you, buddy. 12/10
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
I must not Discourse. Discourse is the fun-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
the-wengman submitted: My girlfriend and I developed a quarantine hobby of making perler bead grass starters
Why is the Star Trek fandom so calm and collected and then the Star Wars fandom is like running by on fire, constantly
Because one has Spock and the other has Anakin
this is my favorite comment so far lol