trust your mother’s opinion on people

um. she married my dad

Someone just asked me for a source on “women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men”. Buddy, if you need an academic source for that, that’s your problem right there.

source: women are human beings

women: we’re people

men: source?

sir that is my emotional support generic pop song

theres nothing i hate more than open ended plans like when you talked about doing something with someone but you never officially set it up. is this real like should i request off work……please…. i need structure or ill die 

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

it’s weird when ppl think their mental illness excuses them from being racist. newflash.org/get-a-grip…..it doesn’t.

Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

The Cherries  -   Louis Valtat  1926

French  1869 - 1952

Oil on canvas,10 ½ by 13 ¾ in.; 27 by 35 cm

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad