“Paladin: “seeking revenge is such a petty thing to do” dm: “you took an oath of vengeance””
— 5e
@trulyteru / trulyteru.tumblr.com
“Paladin: “seeking revenge is such a petty thing to do” dm: “you took an oath of vengeance””
— 5e
dec 31, 2016 feels like
he is a man of fortune
1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune
one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!
this is it. the happiest video
wholesome
what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now
“Eyes the half of the continent that’s on fire”
Hephaestus can chill too TBH.
Orc Shaman by dallen9998 on @deviantart
Rowell but with the bow like a hair bow instead of a tie?
There’s this birthday fantasy race/class thing going around. According to the chart, January 27th would make me a CENTAUR WHITE MAGE and March 20th would make Pete an ORC RED MAGE.
This would be a bad campaign. Just iMAGEine.
Beautiful Bengal Cat Suki Adds Magic With Her Dazzling Sea Blue Eyes Against Nature
Seiyuu fan followers, do you think this might be Yuuki Kaji @0:38? Or any other guesses? :3c
Oh yeah. Totally Yuuki.
IT’S OCTOBER
Magical creatures that bring joy, hope, and love to every life they touch, should one be lucky enough to encounter them. Everybody (be it human or doll) should have a unicorn around to help bring sunshine to their cloudy days, which is why I’m excited to announce my upcoming venture:
That’s right, folks… I opened my first shop! 💖
Each needle-felt unicorn will be handmade with lots of minty love and stand at approximately 5″ (13cm) tall. In addition, every plush will arrive with a signed adoption certificate complete with fun show name, like “Colonel Fluffernutters” shown above. Unicorns will be offered in a wide array of colors and themes, too. Some will even arrive with accessories!
Unicorns will start at $12 + shipping and vary by level of complexity. $1 from every sale will be donated to The Trevor Project—an organization near and dear to my heart. 🌈
For now, I will post unicorns for sale on an “as I make them” basis, but ultimately I’d like to open small ordering periods for custom color combos once I’m able to craft them faster (atm one unicorn takes me days-worth of tedious poking to create). WIP photos will be posted to my Instagram Story feed, in case you want a sneak peek of what I’m currently crafting! I’ll also post an update here whenever I add a new fluffy friend to the shop!
Thank you for any interest you may have in my little unicorns! I appreciate all signal boosts or messages of support. Hopefully you’ll see a unicorn that captures your heart (or your doll’s heart) soon!
Please wish me luck!
PS: I’ll be listing my first sale to the public tomorrow (Tuesday). Here’s a preview of the cutie who will be lookin’ for a home:
Why Did They Come?
This is so fucking important
this is literally how i dance
This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick
Sometimes I really miss being a puppeteer.
the mother called her babies just for me ;;;
Blessed.
the most blessed, pure thing…
Note to Millennials from GenX:
So you know those news stories about how Millennials don’t buy enough breakfast cereal or paperback books or homes or whatever the hell that Boomers are complaining that “kids these days” don’t spend money on? And y’all are like “LOL, no cash my pal”?
I think there’s something more insidious going on. You see, they thought they had you. Forget the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood, they had Disney Channel and Nickelodeon feeding you ads all day long. Your generation got advertising in your schools. Your parents took you to prosperity doctrine spewing MegaChurches (it’s Mega so it’s gotta impress the kids, right?).
They thought you were going to be their generation of super-consumers.
You are generations distant from the great depression, and the 1979 energy crisis. Boomers want to pretend that the 2008 housing bubble wouldn’t affect the little kids. And plus, we had grown past the era of Yankee thrift and hippie DIY frugality. Right? And there was no mopey Kurt Cobain glamorizing thrift-store flannel shirts. You guys were going to out-consume the Boomer generation. They were sure of it.
Those think pieces? They’re Boomer disappointment that you have found value in something other than your place as a mindless consumer.
And yeah, I’m not going to pretend that y’all have more cash than you do. It was fucking idiotic to think they were going to raise a consumer generation without having to pay them the money they would need to buy even life’s necessities. And I could write a book about how my generation was complicit in destroying the old values around work and loyalty that left your generation screwed. Really, I’m genuinely sorry for the mistakes we made.
But you guys have given a big middle finger to the generation who thought that they could manipulate you from birth into manipulable-money-spending-machines. And I’m way fucking proud of you for that.