I was looking at a piece of paper at work and it said somthing about "coin rolls" and I'm so high I read it as "cinnamon rolls"
im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up
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I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
michaels is truly a family store
A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.
i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall
why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???
Why is her date using chop sticks
Wtf is this lmao
we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired
im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there
???????
The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well
where are they from send them home
theres also a bear at the back?
when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like
when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down