take everything i say with a hint of lime

Rose tea ☕️🌹

Sex and the City (1998)

Rose gardens are my fave kind of gardens 💐

Wayne Theibaud

 “Folsom Street Fair Cake,”

things you deserve this 2018:

remake of the twilight movies BUT bella is replaced with a 65 year old retired mailman from brooklyn named danny who constantly refers to edward as “a dracula”

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

*zoom in* *enhance*

Day 13 of No Nut November

I’ve been waking up with random bruises on my body ever since I haven’t been beating my meat. I think in my sleep my meat has started beating me..

Caterpillar: chchchchchchchch chchchchchcchch chchchchcchchchch

He hongry

Pornhub comments are our only hope

better than youtube

#it’s because everyone is in the post nut state of mind

Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym

Me now: