i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

see it really works!!

Houston Texans Defensive Tackle, Vince Wilfork for ESPN ‘Body Issue’ cover shoot

At 325 pounds, Vince Wilfork isn’t the traditional guy that would pose nude for a magazine — even one that celebrates athletes. But as he points out in the ESPN Magazine Body Issue video, released on Thursday; he has NOTHING to be ashamed of — even if there might be some mean comments about the photos.

“I’m pretty sure there’s going to be some ‘oh he obese’ and ‘he’s this’ and woot the woot. Oh well. I’m PROUD of who I am…” he said. “I’m PROUD of my body. People can talk about me all they want. I don’t care. I NEVER lose sleep”

It's ok to be gay.

-pass it on 

b.q. (via punksntdead)

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

callout post for my gf

she makes her cats dab

(if gif doesn’t work tell me through reblog e.g. doesn’t move)

This is the best thing ever

(via Logan Rinser)

LUCAS ASKED RILEY OUT ON A DATE IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY SO CASUALLY YET SO NERVOUSLY I AM CRYING

DRAG EM BABY GIRL DRAGGGGG

hermit hole

Zay like Pancakes

Lucas: We were told there would be tacos.

Farkle: Three tacos please.

Zay: Uh…may I have pancakes?

I’m not a shipper of any kind, but this is literally all I could think about in “Girl Meets Bear”

Oh shit

#we are all Auggie

boy kisses girl and the world starts anew stops // t.e. (via neiljoustens)