tic-tac-toe all weapons guide

a mature Ellen the Generous weeding out the weak clones to ensure that only the strongest take up the mantle

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

Raw power. Doesn't even need a straw he's just sucking the water up through the air

why do people on tik tok move like they're possessed by the Mask

twitter post: my sister died and i dont know how i will cope with this grief

the reply section:

calling all the catgirls to me by shaking a bionicle canister like a bag of kibble

1. Joan of Arc

being a sexually inexperienced adult isn’t something to be ashamed of. however, the brazen way virgins comment on sex on this website is objectively funny.

I didn’t know you had to have sexual experience to understand arousal and basic mechanics. As a cishet woman, I understood tab A into slot B long before I lost my virginity. (Hehe I made a rhyme.)

But seriously, someone’s virginity in no way disqualifies them from commenting.

Though, as more of a writing critique than virginity critique, I do find it funny when I’m reading smut and completely lose track of someone’s arm or like, when did they flip over?

this website is so incredible. you can describe a person and they’ll just materialize in the notes

mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid

Rocker Jon Jovi

its cz he shits without warning

At first I thought the Tumblr app was glitching but no I really did have to see this comment 20 times

i literally love posting

everybody in this harmers market desires to injure me