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  ‘my FOOT is asleep!’

      “You better CUT it off, then.”

anger (management) starters

“You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!” “Stop shouting or I won’t listen to a word you’re saying anymore!” “Calm down, right now! You’rs scaring me!” “Wow, no need to get your knickers in a twist, I was just asking!” “Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP, you fucking BITCH!” “Okay, I know you’re angry, but try to breathe, alright? Sit down, let me help you…” “Whenever you behave like this, all I see is your father.” “Wow, down boy/girl!” “Let go of me! What on earth do you think you’re doing?! LET GO!” “What happened in here? What is this mess? Did you do this?” “Now don’t get angry, but there are a few things we need to talk about.” “You’re making excuses for hitting me in the face? You’re making excuses?! Do you know what I need to hear right now? An APOLOGY.” “Get away from me!” “You’re going to wake the whole neighbourhood if you keep this up!” “I don’t know why I ever gave you a chance! The only thing you know how to do is fuck up!” “Keep your voice down! People are starting to stare.” “I’ll let go when you look me in the eyes and dare to say that again!” “You broke my [OBJECT]! You knew that was precious to me!” “Go to bed, sober up and we’ll talk tomorrow.” “You’re telling ME to calm down?! YOU started this!” “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.” “I can’t reason with you when you shout like that.” “STOP. FUCKING. SHOUTING!” “Ow! Get your hands off me! You’re hurting me!” “If you open that mouth to say something I don’t want to hear ONE more time, you’re out, do you fucking understand?” “Just LET me get angry! I always need to keep everything inside, but I can’t do that anymore!” “I’m going to call the police. You’re scaring me.” “What the fuck do you think you’re doing? You’re NOT going to call the police on me!” “What are you going to do? Hit me again?” “You can’t demand everything from everyone around you. Everyone else has a life that doesn’t revolve around you. When will you get that into your skull?!” “You’re not a kid anymore, so stop acting like one.”

                            “I was never one to hold GRUDGES, Percy.                 My FATHER held grudges. I’ll always HATE HIM for that.“                                                          [ x . x . x ]

                                                   { autoplay warning }

                  “ Hey, I get it…..we all need                         a little time away, right ? I’m                         just ——- really glad you’re back. “

                       “ Yeah? Well I’m glad I’m back to. I guess.                           I got a little BORED being on my own                           and, just wanted to be back and all. . . SO,                           has anything happened? ”

                 “ Better now than NEVER, Neeks. “

      “ YEAH. Sorry. ”

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via wordsnquotes)