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welcome to absol farm

@lesbianrustcohle / lesbianrustcohle.tumblr.com

emily, 33, new england. trans women are women. my connection to womanhood is that i'm a lesbian (she/they)
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important breakup update

i talked to my ex last week and we cleared the air

i made some angry posts a couple months ago that i've deleted

it turns out she didn't cross a boundary knowingly and it was genuinely a huge misunderstanding that hurt us both. (i also crossed a boundary of hers unknowingly)

we couldn't clear things up while we were no-contact, but we have now. we talked it out and we're still low-contact but are on good terms. this is the first step toward being friends again eventually

i've told her everything that bothered me during that time, and she's been honest with me too. we've both expressed our regrets for how certain things played out

if you had a bad opinion of my ex based on posts i've made, then i would ask you to please consider rethinking that. the situation was just a mess and emotions were running high. the sudden end of a four-year relationship is never going to be easy for either person

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

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sluggnya

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

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stil-lindigo

ONLY $5,000 USD UNTIL ESCAPE

This family's fund only requires $5,000 USD to get them to $20,000 which is what they'll need to evacuate Gaza. $5,000 is definitely an achieve-able amount. Please donate if you can, and if you can't, share!

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i love french dub markus so much that i was actually inspired to make a different choice during freedom march!

i usually turn tail and run like simon suggests, but with french markus, i actually chose to stand our ground and then step forward and sacrifice myself. when john from spare parts then chooses to sacrifice his life so markus can escape, i cried because i was able to understand why someone would die for french markus

i'll post some clips later, the actor is really incredible

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happy birthday to the only song

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p2ep

i regret to inform everyone who's been reblogging this post that the nielciciregamusic youtube channel was not owned by neil at the time of this track being released, meaning this youtube video was a reupload. checking bandcamp, it says that two trucks's real birthday is on may 3rd!🎉

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coelii

So I’ve been slowly learning more about makeup techniques over the last couple years and some things have been hit or miss but this feels like the FIRST video that spoke to me and actually taught me shit I haven’t picked up elsewhere. The face contouring (including hitting the forehead to make it look smaller) spoke to me and THE TIP ABOUT THE FUCKING CHAPSTICK EYESHADOW instead of traditional lipstick is a GAME CHANGER OMG

Source: tiktok.com
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You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.

Cassowary

This is it. The perfect writing prompt response. We can all go home.

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