do not talk to me or else i WILL cry . fucking try me
Alistair buddy are U alright. Do U need a bandaid or something pal, talk to me
It’s just a flesh wound
I’m laughing so hard
He just stepped in every trap on the map. Y’know, the usual. lol
bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries
I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted
The Warden + being ridiculously good at giving gifts
This meme’s dying fast, but here’s my contribution :)
Shoutout to giant trees!!!!
anyone wanna participate in lesbianics
Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman
I’m trying my best! #EthicalMemes
you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you
Endless List of Favorite Characters - Liara T’Soni from Mass Effect
↳ “They’re semi flexible cartilage based scalp-crests that grow into shape. And they don’t ‘flop around’!”
Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are
This doesn't happen to you?
Haven’t been online here for four years (!!!) and sat down with my students and talked about tumblr and realised it had been a while. But yeah, am still alive yo and now I stream and cook as well, up here was my first cooking stream.
Not having used my tumblr for the better part of what, 2 years makes me wonder if at least half of the followers I have are bots. I know I got about 6 new bot followers last week, but are there more of you? Hmmm!