Honey let me be.

lit

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D

Happy New Year!

Classic Visual Illusions to Make Your Brain Shit Itself

Fuck I love shit like this!

NDT calls them “brain fails”. Love that shit.

No tumblr, is 2am, y u do dis 2 mi brainz?

no. no. no no no no nooooooooooo

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

what???

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

Living in the cozy trailer buried in the forest of the village.

WOW THIS IS TOO LVOELY FOR MY EYES

Today’s date (2-20-2016) looks like it’s stuttering

it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great

oh god i took this photo on a frame while it was blinking that makes it look really sad

You made it feel inadequate

i’m so sorry…………………..