The Resurrection of Perihelion, aka ART, aka Asshole Research Transport by Murderbot, aka SU_49420651883, aka SecUnit.
Does resurrecting your Mutual Administrative Assistant from the dead mean you're in a relationship? Gross.
6 panel fan comic, dialogue from Network Effect.
i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
Woagh
Not one person knows how tumblr works.
This is so beautiful to me
WAIT! I can make it worse!!
I can make it more worser!
Two silk-wrapped stones. Just hanging out, doing stone things.
Genuses of The Normal One:
Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him
guys ive j gotten some horrible news
People who have never taken public transit before seem to be under the impression that everyone on a bus is ready to stab you meanwhile I have never had that problem and I get to read while I’m stuck in traffic and they don’t.
Also I don’t get stuck in traffic much anyways because the drivers keep going on the freeway even though it gets clogged up with traffic and it’s literally faster to drive on the surface streets where the busses go but whatever I don’t need to pay for a gym membership because I walk to the bus and meanwhile what are you spending your money on? Oil changes so you can keep getting stuck in traffic?
Am I spreading anti-car propaganda? Yes I am and yes I will forever because I don’t need to think about parking. I don’t have to pay for parking. I can just show up at a place and then leave without having to think about any of that. You wish you had it that good. I haven’t set foot in a parking garage in months.
shoutout to the murderbot diaries for making it so that whenever i see large construction equipment my brain goes "that's jollybaby 💞!". that's literally not jollybaby that is a crane
i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs
My friend, it would be my privilege to love you long enough to hear you tell the same anecdotes multiple times 💚
they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Average Shōjo Antagonist
