Californians: we got in n out
me: we got water
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Californians: we got in n out
me: we got water
To say that I am pleased with my impulse purchase today would be an understatement #kittysocks
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
This sh*t is delicious. #vegan #beetburger #pdxburgerweek
Um. So. I just arrived home to find the most terrified mouse trapped in our coat rack by our vicious cats (there is a logical reason why the coat rack was outside, I promise. Direct all inquiries to @zomindaerobic). I successfully sequestered the cats inside and freed the poor little guy from his perilous perch!
i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.
“‘There’s always that joke that there’s a Starbucks on every corner,’ says Justin Grimes, a statistician with the Institute of Museum and Library Services in Washington. ‘But when you really think about it, there’s a public library wherever you go, whether it’s in New York City or some place in rural Montana. Very few communities are not touched by a public library.’
In fact, libraries serve 96.4 percent of the U.S. population, a reach any fast-food franchise can only dream of.”
There are more public libraries (about 17,000) in America than there are McDonalds (about 14,000) or Starbucks (about 11,000).
Well that's refreshing.
If the cute guy (or girl) who just asked you out spends his (or her) weekends on a bike, don’t hesitate to say yes. Here are 15 reasons to date a cyclist:
I didn't even read the article but I'll tell you the answer: butts.
the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know
Ahh the possibly horrifying sounds of summer. Also I feel like I just started noticing this. Maybe it's age?
#YesAllWomen is trending on Twitter right now.
This is very important.
Right now, men just need to shut up, read these and learn. We HAVE to do better.
Omg I’m about to cry
I literally had no idea this was about trans until I got to the bottom [slow claps for classy ladies of yesteryear]
Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene
Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity
in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene
From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny
Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean
Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo