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Frivolity and the pursuit of happiness...

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Heather, 30. Portland, OR About me: Opportunistic eater. Rhetorical question answerer. Dreams, one day, of spontaneous combustion. Obsessed with the weather forecast. I'm in a current love affair with the Pacific Northwest, but my heart belongs to the shores of Lake Michigan. If you build a bonfire...I will show up. About the blog: Pizza. Science. Portland. Michigan. Tattoos. Bikes. If I post a photo, I try to give appropriate credit. If no credit is given, the photo belongs to me. Please contact me if I've posted something of yours you want removed. Feel free to find me on facebook: www.facebook.com/hejjmobejjmo ENJOY!
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fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

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Um. So. I just arrived home to find the most terrified mouse trapped in our coat rack by our vicious cats (there is a logical reason why the coat rack was outside, I promise. Direct all inquiries to @zomindaerobic). I successfully sequestered the cats inside and freed the poor little guy from his perilous perch!

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“‘There’s always that joke that there’s a Starbucks on every corner,’ says Justin Grimes, a statistician with the Institute of Museum and Library Services in Washington. ‘But when you really think about it, there’s a public library wherever you go, whether it’s in New York City or some place in rural Montana. Very few communities are not touched by a public library.’

In fact, libraries serve 96.4 percent of the U.S. population, a reach any fast-food franchise can only dream of.” 

There are more public libraries (about 17,000) in America than there are McDonalds (about 14,000) or Starbucks (about 11,000).

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hejjmobejjmo

Well that's refreshing.

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guy

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

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hejjmobejjmo

Ahh the possibly horrifying sounds of summer. Also I feel like I just started noticing this. Maybe it's age?

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#YesAllWomen is trending on Twitter right now.

This is very important. 

Right now, men just need to shut up, read these and learn. We HAVE to do better.

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jethroq

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

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primalstiles

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

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