me as a detective
G͚̥̖̙̮̮͓̙R̺̭͕̺̭̟̮̠̜A̭̳̤͚̹͍̱͕̻͓̺͓V͈̩̩̹͙͉̖̟̺̺̪̫Ḭ̲͉͔̺͍̘̩͚̳̯̠̩̖T͕͖̗̫͎̫̻̻̯͙̤̝͓̗͉̠͙ͅY̝̩̲̼͉͇͚̝̼̼̗̭̗̝̬̘̟̬̳
I REALLY DISLIKE
GRAVITY
I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND GRAVITY TO A FRIEND
me as a detective
G͚̥̖̙̮̮͓̙R̺̭͕̺̭̟̮̠̜A̭̳̤͚̹͍̱͕̻͓̺͓V͈̩̩̹͙͉̖̟̺̺̪̫Ḭ̲͉͔̺͍̘̩͚̳̯̠̩̖T͕͖̗̫͎̫̻̻̯͙̤̝͓̗͉̠͙ͅY̝̩̲̼͉͇͚̝̼̼̗̭̗̝̬̘̟̬̳
I REALLY DISLIKE
GRAVITY
I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND GRAVITY TO A FRIEND
I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks
I think you mean
I AM AN OCEAN
INSIDE
OF
A
BIGGER OCEAN
No offense or anything because I’m no writer so kudos to you for that one, Roxanne, but—
What the fuck does that even MEAN
uıɐldxə oʇ əʌol plnoʍ ı
...
ssəɹnp ɹəpun ʎlʇuəɹɹnɔ ɯɐ ı ʇnq
Have you ever touched the ground
All I will say on the subject matter is
I͖'̳̫̗̩̺͎D̰͖̗̝̱͕ ̤̱̲̪̭̣P͓̻͙͕̯R̖̻̪E͎̲̙͙̠̮ͅF͉̞͍E̗̜R̼͙̻͍̺ ͕͓̳͕̪I̦̹̞T̘͉̙̗ ̙̤̗̜T͙̝͉̼O͖͔̼̳̦̭̥ͅ ͙̗̞̹͕B͖̥̥E̞͍͓̟͉͍̭̹̪ ͎͎̹A̲͔̙͇ ̮̱̼͉̠͓͇̟͍G͎͔̭̥R̼͚̣̦A̗̙̭͈͈̭͉̯̥D̻̳̭̣̞͓̞͙U͎̯͉A͇̝̖̲̬̝ͅL͖̳̖̳̱ ̯̤̞͖P̳̰̳̫̜R͚͉̺̮O͙͚͎̗C̗̜͉E̻̯͖̠͙͇S̪̜͍̱S͖̗̥̘
rumor has it that touching the ground SUDDENLY can be P͓͉̰̲̫̰̑̂̑̉̑̇Ṟ̳̹̩̘͈̤͊̀̂O̜͕͎̺̜͔̥͔ͬ̾ͦ̀̃̂B͕̱̆͂͗̃ͮ͆̅L̮̳̞͈̥̱̳̆ͦ̇̄Ȇ̯̯͇̾ͦ̑ͣ̄̉ͅM̺͙̰̃ͧͦ͛̋̆͛Ả͙͉̭̝̗ͥͮ̎ͫ̎ͭ̚T͇̻̪͌ͥ̀̒̇ͨḮ̲̫͈̪̪̯̜͎͆͋̒̑̅C̰̲͈̬̪̼̤͗̽, to say the least
I thought YOU might know what it means
What is the meaning of NOT falling!?!?!?!???
IT IS A WAY OF LIFE
Isn’t it relaxing? Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.
This is so perfect I want to cry
Mother fuckers that think snow is calming have clearly never tried to drive to work in literally the middle of a blizzard with nearly bald tires. Or have never had to shovel a long ass driveway so they can get to work. Watching this shit gives me heart palpitations.
Lol
So you know how the snow comes once a week sometimes
And hits your property more than your neighbors’
That’s me
I did that
Have fun!!!
I thought it was odd when it happened IN JUNE
What can I say. I like surprises, provided I am the surpriser.
Hey did you hear
It’s raining ladies
I BELIEVE I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR MEN
W
E
L
L
Y
O
U
G
O
T
M
E
E
Have you ever not been falling
W̰̭͎͚̗H͍A͍͕̰T ̣͉̰͙̗̗̟D͚̫O̩̖̞̮̖͙̹E̗͍S̭̹͈̳ ̮̲͔͈Ț̞H̩̠A̠̻̣̰̼̱ͅT͇ ̥̮̪͎EV̮̬̹͉̹E̯ͅN ̺̜̜͓ͅM̠E̝̣̠̥̫̜E͙̩̺̥̤̙E̳E̥̯̭̳̻E̠̣͓͉̺ͅAA̳͓͚͍A̬̝͚̖͓͈̦A̻̹̹A͉̞̤͖AA̬̝̖͕̹͉N̘̦͉N̫̣͍̥̤N͙̫͓͍
WHO ARE YOU
wELL
I don't like to give up my secrets so quickly
and second of all
WHO
ARE
YOU????
Are you still falling.
yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
Do you want help.
MAYBE I AM FALLING
FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
I have some relationship advice
NOT LETTING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER PLUMMET TO THE COLD, HARD, UNYIELDING EARTH
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FALLING ANYWAY
FOR ASLONGASICAN
REMEMBER
Are you still falling.
yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
I have some relationship advice
NOT LETTING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER PLUMMET TO THE COLD, HARD, UNYIELDING EARTH
HWHoOOOooooo0000OOOaaa!!!!hhrhghgheGHGHERRGGHGH!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST ASK I HAVE EVER RECEIVED EVER
I’M LAUGH NG TOO HARD SNED HELP
SeNd hElp???
Send…help?
I’m the one who needs help
JUST LOOK AT ME
I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FALLING OVER HERE
AND WHAT AN INTERESTING GRAVITATIONAL ANOMALY IT IS TOO
AS LONG AS YOU NEVER HIT THE GROUND WE SHOULD BE GOOD
NOT TO WORRY THOUGH MY FASTEST BRAINBOTS ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY
weLL
it iiiiiiiiiiis my goal NOT to hit the ground
HWHoOOOooooo0000OOOaaa!!!!hhrhghgheGHGHERRGGHGH!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST ASK I HAVE EVER RECEIVED EVER
I’M LAUGH NG TOO HARD SNED HELP
SeNd hElp???
Send...help?
I'm the one who needs help
JUST LOOK AT ME
I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FALLING OVER HERE
It's raining YOU. Your friend should write a song about how it's raining you.
I will relay him this messaaaaaaaaaaaage
SERIOUSLY. Was that the ONLY rain song you could think of? Disappointing.
I wanna know
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN
coming down on a SUUUUUUNNY DAY
BUT REALLY, WHERE ARE THE DOWNPOURS OF RIPPED DUDES IN GLITTERING SPEEDOS
I’LL TELL YOU IF I PASS ANY AS I PLUMMET TOWARD MY SUDDEN, INSTANT, AND IMMEDIATE DEATH
So how impending is your death, exactly.
Pretty sure the words sudden, instant, and immediate sums it up
BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
To the best of my understanding, we live in a Matrix world where the street isn't actually there
so to sum things up,
DEATH IS AN ILLUSION
AND SO ARE PANTS