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J. E. Tango

@jetango / jetango.tumblr.com

Cognitive neuroscience PhD student in NY. Reluctantly loyal fan of Voltage & SWD Otome games. Loves: RWBY, Black Butler, Food Wars, Hetalia, Game of Thrones & all the dank memes in the world. Gravitates towards anything beautiful & mind-provoking. Here's looking at you, kid. ;)
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louisaadams

Apparently Simcoe was suppose to die in the first episode of TURN  

What we actually got was 

What originally went down based on on this trailer 

and before shooting him Caleb says “Abe Woodhull says hello”

Oh how many problems would have been solved if that happened

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yasukenz

Court of Darkness: Guy Avari Walkthrough (Updating)

Couldn’t find any walkthroughs online so I made my own for once ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also here’s my friend ID if y’all wanna add me: 4714713

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jetango

Thank you for this guide, @yasukenz!

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scp-230

This is the dude that hired the clown

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

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niczka

I didn’t see anyone post these Cleopatra tweets yet, I have to do everything my damn self.

These had me in stitches.

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fateaid
Dancing Lords~  +・.゜。(´∀`)。゜.・+
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seistira
Drogon: -sees sword in his momma-
Drogon: -sees iron throne made out of swords-
Drogon: idk which one of you did this but
Drogon: 🔥🔥🔥
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quincette
What should have happened, Take 1
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Jon: *stabs Daenerys*
Daenerys: *dies* (et tu, Jon?)
Drogon: *peace out to burry momma after burning the ugly throne*
Grey Worm: what happened?
Jon: I know nuthin’
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Take 2, but with Davos knowing everything
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Jon: I ki-
Davos: *buries blood stain under ashes* Our Queen is flying off to break some more wheels in the next place that needs liberating. We are to rule in her stead.
Jon: -but-
Davos: *kicks Jon* Also she said Tyrion is pardoned and The North is granted independence.
Jon: -that’s-
Davos: *stares at Jon* Also Jon is Aegon Targaryen and half Stark, everyone desist!
Jon: *stares back*
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kirschade

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

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tonistark24

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

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