meowth man get me a cheesy potato burrito

jacks u off with these 

please god delete this website

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

beats a maid cafe

The deed is done

Go to hell

I’m trying

Me: *sighs* What a beautiful day! I’m wearing shorts toda-

Insecurities:

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

I just don’t understand Loot boxes and apparently neither does Gabe

“Guess I’ll die.”

things she did twice: THAT

this is my son, goof

friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump

Questions for the signs:

WARNING: This is a long post!!

Aries:

• Do you feel unheard unless you are being over the top? • Why do you jump into relationships so easily? • How can you let people treat you so bad even though you give them your all? • Can you not do things unless they attract danger? • Will you every start thinking about the consequences of your actions?

Taurus:

• Will you ever let someone take care of YOU for a change? • Why is it so hard for you to believe you are a good person? • Do you stick to your ideas to come off as confident to cover up all you insecurities deep down?

Gemini:

• Will you ever learn to appreciate the people around you and realize everything they do for you? • Do you care that you hurt people’s feelings when you leave them in the dust? • When will you tell someone how you are actually feeling w out covering it up w humor? • Do you know that there are people out there that will love everything about you even the bad things? • Why do you run away from your problems?

Cancer:

• Will there ever be a day where you take full responsibility for your actions? • Are you really stuck up or is that just a front? • When will the day come where you stop being so passive-aggressive and actually tell people what you feel?

Leo:

• Will there ever be a day where you listen when someone asks you to give them space w out feeling like they hate you? • When will you show someone your deepest insecurities and let them show you how beautiful you really are? • Why are you so quickly angered? • Do you know that when you are in a bad mood you take your anger out on others?

Virgo:

• Do you try to make your surroundings perfect to make up for the chaos in your own life? • Why does showing any type of emotion repulse you? • Will you ever be able to ask someone else for help w out feeling vulnerable? • How can you continue to let others take advantage of your kindness and waste your time? • Will there ever be a day where you actually tell someone how you feel about them? • Do you know there’s a difference between sugar-coating something and taking other peoples feelings into account?

Libra:

• Why does it concern you so much to belong? • Will you ever apologize to someone and mean it too? • Why can’t you ever make a decision? • Is it possible for you to ever say how you feel w out being fake and contradicting it to “be the middle man”?

Scorpio

• Why is getting even w someone so important to you? • How can you say such horrible things about the people you once used to care so much for? • Will you ever stop being a hypocrite and insisting people trust you when you will never do the same? • Can you learn to know when its time to stop pitying yourself and just go out and get something better for yourself? • Why do you think its ok to manipulate people into getting what you want?

Sagittarius

• How can you disappear from someone’s life for however long you want and return whenever you see fit? • When will you learn to take other people’s feelings into consideration? • Do you know that you can still appreciate yourself w out being narcissistic? • Will you ever learn that some things are better left unsaid?

Capricorn

• How can you be so willing to stomp on those ahead of you to reach your goals? • When will you learn to embrace emotions fully rather than just the logical side to things? • Can you stop nagging and being bossy all the time to people fully capable of getting shit done on their own? • Will you ever let someone take care of you for a change?

Aquarius

• Why do you feel you are so above everyone else? • Will you ever say sorry and actually change your ways to be better? • Why is it so hard for you to embrace love? • Do you know that everyone is entitled to their own opinion regardless if its the same as yours or not?

Pisces

• When will you stop following other people and be your own person? • Why do you put yourself in situations to be used and pity yourself when it happens? • Will we ever see the day where you truly be yourself and not that front you show to everyone? • Will you ever learn to watch your tongue when you are upset?

-Jay

this post @ me

tease the fuck out of me

i got ur nose!