He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen, ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME

LARGE BAGUETTE

IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN

LARGE BAGUETTE!

AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS - IM!

LARGE BAGUETTE!

WATCH MY SAUTEEING I’M GLAZING I’M GRATING IM-

LARGE BAGUETTE

I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS

LARGE BAGUETTE

I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS… AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS

we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips

we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, there’s something else we need

SMALL HAM MAN

*cough* WHAT ABOUT USING HAM AND TOAST *cough*

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

@pro-gay

time to break out my

juit

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

@txepvi @seyrii

This is junforgivable

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

JEATS

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

@officialclod

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST

@space-queer

I swear to everything I love that last night I fucking dreamt that DAN KISSED PHIL IRONICALLY and then proceeded to laugh in our faces lskdfjgdljsdghlgsh why does my brain betray me too 

SO LOUD AND MAGICAL AND SPARKLY

fight me 

*gets on one knee pulls out ring*

fight me for the rest of our lives

YOUTH | DAUGHTER

Smoothscroll

so someone asked me for this tutorial long back.

scrolling your blog on some browsers can be jerky (mostly chrome on win), so I found a fix.

• just add this code above your </head> 

and scrolling on your blog will be smooth as butter on all browsers! 

- mouse wheel, middle mouse and keyboard support - also works with embedded content - full touchpad support

• theme makers can add this to their themes & please reblog this if it helped you. 👍   

out of context Dan quotes are the best things. like is it from a video? is it supposed to sound sensual? is it from Shrek? is it a meme? is it about cereal? is it a tweet? is he talking about Phil? he’s probably talking about Phil.

the last time // taylor swift

@troyesivan

A friendly reminder that that 5-year old on the left is on the front cover of Rolling Stones Magazine, and the 5-year old on the right just won a People’s Choice Award.

Bundle Giveaway

Hey Creampuffs, 

Thank you to those who have partaken in the bundles. We’ve been especially touched by all the fan-driven giveaways and generosity throughout the holidays! <3 

For our second HQ giveaway, instead of releasing a free gift code on twitter (all copies were claimed in less than a minute!) we want to do a draw and allow 24 hours for everyone around the globe to enter. 

If you reblog this post before 11:00 AM EST on Friday, January 8 you will be automatically entered to win a randomized draw for the 1698 Party Bundle. We have 100 copies to give. 

(And if you’ve never watched Carmilla and are curious about this weird little webseries and its tampon fandom, why not enter?) 

- Carmilla HQ

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not