I giggled a little to hard.

I think I pulled something.

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

The cement thing is a good idea, thats what they do with nuclear waste this guy is about as toxic as that.

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

"homosexuality is wrong bc god said so"

*mom voice* well if god said to jump off a bridge would you

The problem is, so many people actually would.

i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

THIS IS GREAT BUT PEOPLE LITERALLY WON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BRA STRAP IF IT IS FALLING DOWN NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS SOCIETY YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF

I can’t stop laughing about this stupid meme because the answer is “none pizza”

So I don’t know how many people know about this but there’s a boy named Anthony from Arizona who has cancer and loves dogs so family friends started a Facebook group for people to post pictures of their dogs from all over the country to make Anthony smile and send love his way. I think it spreads a lot of smiles to even more people then just Anthony as well, I know it touched my heart. I strongly recommend you check it out and send in a pic of your fluffy friend if you have one!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1005474049479538/?ref_newsfeed_story_type=regular

Fun fact: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift was actually about Ellen DeGenerous 

and now I’m lying on the cold hard ground. 

zayn's mom > zayn

errrday