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Sleep now, the sun is out

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Hi, I'm Gaby! Welcome to my blog
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Friendly Reminder That:

  • Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler
  • Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point
  • Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off
  • Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld
  • Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed
  • Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband
  • Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos
  • Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt
  • Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral
  • Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid
  • Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid
  • Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly
  • Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it
  • Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser
  • At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god
  • Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that
  • Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most
  • Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning
  • Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other
  • Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid
  • Percy Jackson can control poison
  • Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived

Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag

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demidorks
Percy: Why aren't koalas considered bears?
Frank: They're marsupials
Percy: No. It's because they don't have the koalafications
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