Juno (2007) Sentence Starters
"Your parents are probably wondering where you are."
"I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?"
"I think I'm in love with you."
"You mean as friends?"
"No... I mean for real."
"You're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know..."
"I try really hard, actually."
"I still have your underwear."
"I still have your virginity."
"Would you shut up?"
"Are you embarrassed that we did it?"
"At least you don't have to wear the evidence under your sweater!"
"I'm a planet!"
"I'm just like losing my faith with humanity."
"I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good."
"Are you having boy/girl troubles?"
"Y/N, why are you crying?"
"What did you do?"
"I'm leaving y/n."
"No, you're not."
"Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition."
"Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls/boys call it? Skanky? Skeevy?"
"Please stop."
"I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever."
"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are."
"Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass."
"I think I've found that person."
"You were talking about me right?"
"I'm having a little trouble concentrating."
"Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"
"I heard that was you."
"So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?"
"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
"This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."
"I'm at suicide risk."
"I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout."
"How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?"
"I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier."
"Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant."
"Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge?"
"I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful."
"Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."
"You're being really immature..."
"You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart."
"What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?"
"Like I'd marry you!"
"I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while."
"You seem to be getting pregnanter these days."
"I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced."
"They are willing to negotiate an open adoption."
"I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?"
"Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em."
"I'm pregnant."
"I didn't even know that you were sexually active."
"Who's the father?"
"Silencio, Old Man/Woman!"
"This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen."
"I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active." What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?"
"Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream."
"I've wanted this for a really long time."
"God, why is everyone always staring at me?"
"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods."
"Oh my god, she's a pregnant superhero!"
"Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell."
"So how far along are you?"
"I don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as 'wholesome'."
"It feels a little like bad timing."
"Don't mock me."
"Grow up."
"If I have to wait for you to become [insert career goal], I'm never gonna be a mother/father."
"I never said I'd be a good mother/father."
"Jocks eat that shit up."
"Come on, let me carry your bag."
"I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing."
"Your little girlfriend/boyfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday."
"I'm not ready to be a mother/father."
"It would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me."
"Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral?"
"You're quite the sellout, Y/N."
"I am giving you the gift of life, screaming, pooping life."
"You're just a kid."
"I'm not jealous, and I don't care."
"They smell like soup."
"Must you always feed?"
"OWW! OWW! Fuckity OW!"
"You are so young."
"You seem to be getting pregnanter these days."
