Found this in Pinterest(not mine), and felt it criminal not to repost it. Lol, this is too good 😂
#Smack that up on the floor #smack that gimme some more#smack that till you get sore# now turn to page 394!!
Snape the rapper, Slytherins are vibing 💚🖤
*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and i can’t get myself to do anything and all motivation is lost* :)
my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,
hellsite (affectionate)
okay
“Am Ende ist die Liebe meistens an allem schuld.”
— Haus des Geldes
“You sometimes think you want to disappear, but all you really want is to be found.”
— Kid Cudi
happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef
Happy 14th birthday none pizza with left beef
Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi. Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force. This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.
Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.
This is the only correction I am willing to accept.
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
Have fun guessing!
does anyone have more images like these
Credit: @pet_foolery
This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
