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why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

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Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

ARE YOU SERIOUS

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

You dont get this post do you? Lol

The comments are priceless.

So many people being clueless.

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

Holy fuck man not you too

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

Pure comedy gold.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

oh jesus my brain did a thing and i regret my entire existence

it combined “not by the hair on my chinny chin chin” from the three little pigs and “forgive me father, for I have sinned”

now it’s “forgive me father, for i have sinny sin sinned” forever there’s no turning back

phil’s hot and u can’t tell me otherwise k bye

aphalbion for you bitch

aphalbion

All Star if it were in a Minor Key instead of a major key

@suavelomito

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read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

IMPORTANT

please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

Super important please repost

Who the fuck would actually be stupid enough to smell it though????

some people have anxiety triggered impulses to execute tasks suggested by strangers, and will not properly think theirs actions through unless they have been told what to do beforehand

plus, some people are more gullible than others but that doesn’t make them stupid. they just don’t know any better. it’s not like these kind of drugs are talked about anyway, most people learn about their existence watching detective shows

Speaking of people who are more gullible than others:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/perfume.asp

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN YOU GUYS

NEVER

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

That’s wonderful!

TheNamelessDoll

These are amazing!!

why are people so obsessed with English royalty when the best looking one looks like a rusty doorknob

i’m more into the prince of dubai f yeah look at him

he so pretty

sometimes he like dresses down

or poses adorably with a lion cub

but enjoy your prince foot of wales i’m going to follow prince fazza on instagram where i can watch him take selfies with people in tanzania while he does charity work and stuff

Oh damn

you could be sad about your otp but consider: