lightiffany reblogged
me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it some shit: *starts happening* me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™
me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it some shit: *starts happening* me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™
OMFG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
lorkins? what the hell are lorkins?
nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
you don’t need an education to marry rich