Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

the digimon movie is really good

reblog before december 17th

monos: keep having small scenes where they willingly hang out with each other and/or softly support each other

other ppl: idk i dont get monochrome wouldn’t they just argue and not get along? :\

Well apparently RDR2’s dev didn’t work on the game enough

is this a bug or a feature?

solarflares

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

I was trapped in this form by a witch after a fight on the internet

I am an eldritch potato god. I have always been and will always be. 

If you’re a fan of Fire Emblem, please reblog this post and put into the tags which games in the series you think have a genuinely good story.

I’ve been wondering this for quite a while now, and I would really like to see what people here actually think. The stories don’t have to be great or amazing - just say which ones you feel are good (or better).

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Not to be 2015 on main but undertale deserved so much better and I’m still pissed. The soundtrack was incredible and the storyline was captivating and all the art was charming as hell, it had ACTUALLY GOOD humor and top notch character design and the message of the whole game was !!!!! So great!!!! Not to mention it had not one, not two, but SEVEN LGBT CHARACTERS that weren’t taken as jokes and were like explicitly that way!!! Why did undertale get the fate it got!!!!!! I’m so mad!!!!!!!

Is it me, or does Tumblr seem to love transgender men until they start actually looking like men? (i.e. no longer pre-T or stuck in their feminine/androgynous phase)

They only like you if you look like everyone else on tumblr. Bonus points if you have dyed hair. It’s kind of the social justice warrior look I guess.

Yep. If you get to the point where you are indistinguishable from other men, they will dogpile on you and call you cis. Even though your entire goal in transitioning is to be a face in the crowd of dudes, and apparently Tumblr LOVES the Man Lite™ trans guy stereotype and will force you into it even if you don’t really fit.

Tumblr just has an obsession with gay guys who fit the aesthetic of the typical yaoi uke. If you look any manlier than that, you’re cis or not gay, according to them.

I personally, at this point in time, could pass as a 14 y/o gay boy, if I tried bc I have a baby face and my voice is starting to deepen. But that’s not what I am. That’s not what I want to be. I’m a 21 y/o man. Idgaf if it puts them off, makes them uncomfortable, or if I don’t “look trans/gay enough” for them. I don’t WANT to “look” trans. I want to “look” man. I don’t WANT to wear my status as trans on my shoulder like a sign. I want to be seen as just another guy, just like most trans guys. I don’t want my existence sexualized because of yaoi fangirls.

I am who I am, and that’s not gonna change bc some uke-wannabe yaoi fangirl calls me transphobic for liking the changes my body’s going through.

This is the realest shit. They don’t care once we start looking cis because they want their uke desu gay boy bullshit; and because being trans is their only identity, they have no other interesting characteristics. And they’re boring as fuck because of it.

Meanwhile, actual trans males are finally achieving the transgender goal of blending in and just looking like another cis dude in the crowd and finally living a comfortable life.

Reblog if you support trans men looking like another face in a crowd of men!

hey if ur lgbt reblog this w what u identify as and what ur favorite swear word is. im a lesbian and mine is bitch

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur