The Crypt Keeper

LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

no no no. not mall goth, small goth. little.

one day i will forget and it'll be sooo great

thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

you then go "yanno, maybe thats a more recent gig. lets keep looking" and check out his character background and its ALSO Professional Liar

but he also also was a magistrate once. that wasnt a lie. hes lying about being alive

i cant stop drawing him

the whole point of life is being deeply moved by art. and bread

[BACKLOG] some privacy, please?

ref here, if you're into that sorta thing

silent girl september… sleepy girl september… solitary girl september…

can someone fucking linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. can someone fucking forget their scarf in my life & come back later for it. please

getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)

i need to be kissed i mean killed i mean kissed i mean killed i mean

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

You will find me in my cave surrounded by my darling pet USBs