this is so much more entertaining that it should be omfg.

 I just sat here for 5 minutes doing this im 16 where is my life going

(and also, yay, I finally got to blow Dean)

I FINALLY GOT TO BLOW DEAN

I am the loser that notices hockey merch in movies

Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via quotes-shape-us)

do people honestly think sports fans don’t exist on this website or do they think they’re cute and better than sports fans because they read benedict cucumbercream fic

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

excuse me, but do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour mike weaver? 

European vs. American Football Coaches

this could be America v. Europe in general

#Pray4LA

As a junior at a university taking my finals this is always an epic moment

WHY THE FUCK ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS

HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO.

Someone waited their whole life to make this joke

hey look its me topless

this is the best photo ive ever seen

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names