this could be us but u scared
why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead
Me after I visit the worlds biggest pistachio and it goes missing
you’re laughing. i said this is the official charity event of ray-ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99, and you’re laughing.
Hotel Mario
mario holds this pose for like 5 seconds. this is all we’re gonna be seeing from cdi-screens for a week
peter parker will never escape nyc transit
hey that place was in Madagascar
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
this Costco is about to learn what a lifetime of Lyme Disease does to a man
no one:
the baby zombie outside my base: